taylor what is this

Stars do u like dem

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

holy shit?

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According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

How to make Piñata cookies!

I JUST FOUND OUT MY EYEBALLS HAVE TASTEBUDS, TOO

HOLY SHIT

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

“We’re lesbians,”

Team “wait don’t ask another guy, I’ll do it”

OH MY GOD YES

At this age you gotta accept that if you want to be with someone, you both still got growing up to do. You either grow together or outgrow each other.

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

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“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?” “There was a cat.”

No but. This person is hanging from a harness several stories in the air, on what appears to be a chilly and/or windy day. And they took time to play with a cat. 

Humans, man. They’re fascinating. 

Funfetti Mini Cheesecakes

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

I’M GOING TO FUCKING ASPHYXIATE 

21st Century Macgyver

W H A T

I’m the screaming at the last second

cuz im strong

Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape

THE MAMA CAT IS SO PROUD OF HER KITTEN

encourage your children to be criminals

dad does the tablecloth trick

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

“woah, wow, woah”

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

oh my god

He knocked me out with “a little” deeper