you dont have to turn on a game to play with me

Following The Course

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

I’ve got some great news

what

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

i get dicked down

but i get it up again

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this

Spirited Away In Pan Shots - Dir. Hayao Miyazaki (2001)

Mugshot of John Wojtowicz who was sentenced to 20 years in prison for robbing a bank in order to fund his partners sex change. August 23rd 1972, New York

via reddit

the only good lgbt ally

also when they made dog day afternoon and bought the rights to his story he used the money to help fund edens surgery so he ended up able to help after all (after serving six years in prison for the heist)

other great facts:

- he based his bank robbery plan off The Godfather and Al Pacino ended up playing him and John Cazale played his accomplice - referred to himself as ‘the gay Babe Ruth’ - when he got out of jail he applied for a job as a security guard at the same bank with a T-shirt that said ‘I robbed this bank’ and put Al Pacino down as a reference - the robbery attempt was broadcast on TV and a crowd of LGBTQ activists came to cheer him on

chaotic good. 

sometimes on the tumblrdotcom I see pictures of guys holding leashes around girls necks and maybe it is not my place to say but I think there are other more discreet ways to make sure you don’t get split up at the farmers market. Just agree on a landmark to meet at.

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

it’s vegan 😍

what is this a fucking contest

my #1 favourite hobby is just drawing a random shape and making a little doof out of it

this is an excitable boy!!!

COOL DUDE DOES SICK SKATE TRICK

OWEN WILSON’S MOUTH