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sansationalskele
OH SHIT OH SHIT plays in the background.
* ❛ go to your room. ❜
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papghetti
———- “ BONE DADDY?? DOES THAT MEAN WE’VE ALREADY REACHED THE FRIEND ZONE?? WOWIE, I DON’T EVEN NEED THE DATING HANDBOOK ANYMORE!! BUT… AS FOR THIS… CHILD… WHAT SHALL WE DO??!! ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO BE THE FATHER?? NYEH!! “
* ❛ yeah that is exactly what I am saying.... i want to be here for the little thing. help make it grow up into a strong guard.. like you are. so pap let me be your bone daddy. we can make the baby happy. ❜
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Stares at the ground intensely for a few minutes before finally uttering one word.
“Fuck”
[ disapproves. ]
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sansationalskele
“I’m a literally just a tiny bit younger than you.”
* ❛ heh yea. ❜
* ❛ i am being made fun of my lack of romance. ❜
💕 (platonically? romantically? the world may never know)
[ well they are a child so. ]
💕 the baby duo
[ let him tell you why that is bull. ]
💕 for a laugh, maybe.
💕 (I SAW THIS AND HAD TO PARTICIPATE I'M SORRY also hoi)
💕 ( *sticks leg out real far* how much you wanna bet it's a low percentage? )
💕 [IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR THE LOVE CALCULATOR]
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papghetti
———- “ HOW CAN I BE A MOTHER WITHOUT ANOTHER PARENT BY MY SIDE?? THE GREAT PAPYRUS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH PARENTING!! NYEH!! “
* ❛ is this your way of asking me to be your bone daddy? because I will totally accept this offer. do we need to sign papers. ❜
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sansationalskele
“Oh my God Papyrus that is unnecessary I’m not a child!”
* ❛ huh really? ❜
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Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.
Site being used (x)
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sansationalskele
“I didn’t say I was gonna swear!”
* ❛ okay if you do though swear jars will be added. ❜