*re-reads own fics when having writer’s-block* Wow I wish I could write like this :/
My new painting called “New Shoes” 😊
It’s 12″x12″ - Acrylic on Canvas board. And it’s available to buy here!
Hard in the weiner, soft in the buns.
You know when Link is smiling like that that something naughty has been said 😅
OUR Link.
Hi. My name is Jessica Lane. As we speak, I’m sitting in the ballroom of the Four Seasons hotel, my head on my fiancé’s shoulder, with misty eyes and a smile on my face. I see this beautiful boy in front of me. A boy that I love. He’s dressed so sharp and handsome, with a champagne glass in his hand, and eyes on his fiancée, Christy. Well, fiancee for just another night. I turn my head and look at my fiancé, Rhett, and his face says what it is that he’s thinking. Our Link is getting married. Our Link. I can’t pin point to the moment when Link became ours. But I do remember the night, when my new boyfriend talked to his best friend, in my presence, about sex. “Getting a girl off is hard, man! If a girl tells you she comes every time, she’s lying to you.” I remember how Link had brushed him off saying he just must not know how to do it. I don’t remember how that turned into a challenge for Link, but I remember volunteering as subject. I don’t remember exactly what he did, but I do remember how it made me feel, to have Rhett watch. And I remember wanting to do it again.
honestly i don’t think it’s farfetched to think that either rhett or link introduced the other guy to jerking off. like. think about it
Oh my god I’m all about it.
Oh my god.
oh.my.god.
Yes Jessie, don’t stop. Tell us more 😬
Hes so fucking gorgeous 😍
there are 3 possible outcomes for if you ask your artist friend to draw something for u and they say yes:
- they draw it in 2 hours
- they draw it in 6 months and apologize endlessly
- they never draw it and spend the next 5 years bathing in guilt
Please send me videos/gifs/ anything that would calm me down right now. Please.
Link helping Rhett get clean. (X)
Rhett and Link Instagram 7/30/18
Who is this giant child and where are his parents
It’s good!
I love my boys RM and LN !
(Rhett & Link InstaStory, July 30th 2018)
Goofballs.
NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.
Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:
Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a – Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys. Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys! Dumbledore:
Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?
Dumbledore:
Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?
Dumbledore: