The Truth And Nothing but

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

When your spouse is a voice actor….

Harry Shum Jr: Alright I’m about to cook some dinner right no- Shelby Rabara [in her Peridot voice]: No one wants to eat your dinner you clod.

My future husband will have to deal with the same thing…

=w=b

Im crying they’re so cute

they are!!!!!

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

not all heroes wear capes

Big sit energy

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Gordo keepin it real

this is probably the best thing i have ever made

I’m about to make this house a little less full

me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no