Captain this is embarrassing, can we just take him in?

When I find a Christmas AU about Jewish characters

is anyone else sick of having to eat all the candles on hanukkah?

hello goyim. traditionally the youngest member of a jewish household will eat the candles each hanukkah… so a way you can show support and solidarity with your jewish friends is to offer to eat the candles for them.

Want to know what pisses me off? When people say things like “support this Jewish person who had to deal with [insert antisemitic incident here]! She’s pro-palestinian!!”

Like… Jewish people’s opinion on the complicated subject of the state of Israel should not be the prerequisite to caring about whether we face discrimination and hate crimes.

If you need to know someone’s view of the Israel-Palestinian conflict before deciding whether or not they’re the “type” of Jew you support, then newsflash… you’re not really supporting Jews.

I get the feeling we’re responding to the same post

Yes, I absolutely hate that.

Jews shouldn’t be subjected to a fucking litmus test before you support them. And it’s antisemitic as all fucking HELL that people do it all the time and see no problem with it. 

Leftists confronted with antisemitism: “Obsession with ideological purity on a complicated subject I don’t understand getting in the way of MY actual activism on behalf of oppressed and targeted peoples? It’s more likely than you think”

I know exactly which post you’re referring to and that really bothered me to. It was like “please help this Jewish woman who was arrested standing up to Nazis and is also a pro-Palestinian activist.” Like, that’s all fine and good, but it’s so clear that it was included specifically to signify to gentiles that she was the “right kind of Jew.” I don’t know if the OP of that campaign was Jewish or not, but it was so blatantly playing into the whole “Is this a good Jew or a bad Jew?” thing, and it left a really bad taste in my mouth. 

VOTE!

This is possibly the coolest video I’ve ever taken.

wow I love this!!

This is so good for my anxiety

I’ve reblogged this so many times

u know how girls look when they’re half asleep and have just woken up?

when u push them with ur foot and they make the “mmph” noise before they stretch and sit up and blink @ u bc they can’t see yet but then they smile and u both do the little laugh bc ur sleepy bitches

and their hair’s all messed up and their eyes are cloudy and they’re probably wearing clothes 3x too big but it still looks amazing on them

then u both just sit there and their voice is croaky and a little sore and they probably whisper because even though it’s morning it’s quiet and they don’t want to be too loud

just. girls r stunning even in moments you wouldn’t think they are and my ass is gay

the funniest b99 moments we never talk about

- “People I work with all think my name is Rosa Diaz” “Yeah- wait, what?” “Don’t worry about it”

- In the Christmas episode where Hitchcock is like “my rapping is still on the table” and Holt goes “IT’S NOT EVEN IN THE DINING ROOM!” lowkey the greatest comeback of the show

- CHARLES FANCY TALKING WHEN HE’S LYING

- “We’re d-d-driving in a” “CAR! Destination drug dealer’s” “BAR! Pass the mic right over to CHARLES! We forgot Charles.”

- “The hours are long, the danger is constant. The pay…is LOL.”

- ROSA’S ICONIC “I’M BUSY WORKING ON THIS…EXCUSE”

- “Those are just some of the rices I love…also basmati…oh, that’s all of them now.”

- when Amy starts screaming at Holt for throwing her pen off the roof lmao

- may i please respectfully add when charles is beating the shit out of the latvian mafia guy and yelling in latvian but the only phrases he knows are “PAPA LOVES YOU” and “YOU’RE A SPECIAL BOY”

Endless list of favorite musicals: The Band’s Visit (2017)

has this been done yet?

i love the songs in the band’s visit’s titles that are just straight up literal descriptions of what goes on in the song. “papi hears the ocean” fuck dude he sure does

The B in IHOB stands for

broadway tumblr reacting to an enormously talented middle eastern actor winning a well-earned award for his performance by claiming that a white twink playing a cartoon character was robbed is…just so typical