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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

A thousand live bats fluttered from the walls and ceiling while a thousand more swooped over the tables in low black clouds, making the candles in the pumpkins stutter.

When your millionaire inheritance goes from 100% to 33,3% to 25% in a heartbeat.

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

“vines for $400 alex”

“the precise amount of money that is not enough for chicken nuggets”

“what is 69 cents”

“Vines for $800 please”

“She won’t hesitate”

“Who is Rebbeca”

“Vines for $500″

“What the fuck is up?”

“Who is Kyle”

“Vines for $700″

“And they were ____”

“What is roommates”