When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
A thousand live bats fluttered from the walls and ceiling while a thousand more swooped over the tables in low black clouds, making the candles in the pumpkins stutter.
When your millionaire inheritance goes from 100% to 33,3% to 25% in a heartbeat.
I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references
“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”
“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”
“What is hurricane tortilla?”
“vines for $600″
“back at it again at ______”
“what is krispy kreme”
“vines for 300”
“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”
“who is jared”
“vines for $400 alex”
“the precise amount of money that is not enough for chicken nuggets”
“what is 69 cents”
“Vines for $800 please”
“She won’t hesitate”
“Who is Rebbeca”
“Vines for $500″
“What the fuck is up?”
“Who is Kyle”
“Vines for $700″
“And they were ____”
“What is roommates”