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@violentdeliight / violentdeliight.tumblr.com

Steph [stef-uh-nee] / providing the lols since 1993; violent delights on 1dff. lover of pop punk, boybands and cats. but mostly cats.
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Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

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atomictiki

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

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jasoncanty01

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

U don’t fuck with the Queen

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qbnaith

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

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Certain breeds of dogs such as the Golden Retriever can be grown on potted plants. They take roughly 5 months to mature and takes nutrients from the sun and water during this time. 

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@Louis_Tomlinson: Also @steveaoki, you have been such a rock and inspiration throughout this ! Pure talent and a real gent !

@steveaoki: U were the rock my brother. U are my inspiration. U have the biggest fucking heart and I’m so proud of u. Blew us all away for her. 🙏🏻

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I’ve been MIA for a lot of the year. I don’t know why. I feel like its because I was busy with uni and lacked motivation to actually commit to anything creative. I’ve still been writing, just not as often as I’d like. 

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Val is certain she loves nothing more than Christmas. Her lipstick collection is a very close second, but once December hits, there is no chance in hell that she will love anything more than what she claims to be the best time of the year.
What she doesn’t love, however, is Niall Horan. Nope, she doesn’t love him at all.

a christmas drabble series coming next week

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