One persons body horror is another persons body horny.

hagfishgirl doesn't understand why everyone else in her topology class is having such a hard time. she'd make a great study group leader if wasn't for her instinctive reaction to any social situation being to exude about fifty gallons of fibrous slime and tie herself in an overhand knot.

#setting her apart from many other girls for whom the order of operations is first knot and THEN slime

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

the girls...

Oh my goodness, the woodpecker 😆 (other two are Oriole and female Grosbeak)

Curious why the woodpecker kept doing this.

i miss when someone would post an image and then another person would reblog from them with seemingly the same image but there was a lucky luciano hidden in there somewhere. and you spent 5 minutes looking for it. do you remember how we used to play

a handy way to start a speedrun

Shout out to all my beings of anomalous or uncertain aspects or natures

happy birthday, the star war!

like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

ok sick my cats got a shotgun thisll take care of it

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

kabru's fake ass backfires on him once again

Blades of Furry Wallpaper appreciation post 💖

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Largest self portrait in the world

Because you guys don't remember the classics