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big man on campus
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"ive got a mutual who can see the northern lights from their porch"

"oh yeah? well ive got @intercal on my couch, bitch"

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im making homemade mozzarella, and you look like a fucking asshole

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garcia hurting haney multiple times in the first LMAO

GARCIA KNOCKS HANEY DOWN MY GOD

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damneddunya

WHAT THE FUUUCKKKKKK

ANOTHER KNOCK DOWN

GARCIA BY DECISION WHAT PLANET ARE WE LIVING ON WHAT THE FUCK

Bro seriously came in 3 pounds too heavy, did this at the weigh in and WON, unmuthafuckinbelievable 🥲

what i thought was unchecked mental illness was actually unchecked mental chillness. go figure.

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a few takeaways on this fight

most notably: what the fuck does devin haney do now?? he does not have the chin to hang with the guys at 147. benn, boots, spence, all those guys. they will deep fry him even worse. on the other hand, that man will die on the scales if he tries to make 140 again.

second of all, ive never been more certain that tank would fold haney. never really thought this before, but if ryan could occasionally be a counter puncher taking multiple rounds off in between and hurt haney this bad, someone as patient, and as sharp as tank would eat him alive.

finally, we will never see a haney/tank fight for all kinds of reasons.

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garcia hurting haney multiple times in the first LMAO

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recent events have got me remembering the time i got to go for dinner with a prominent mix engineer who worked with taylor swift and his only comment on the experience was

"that girl sure can sing, but boy does she have the personality of a wet piece of cardboard"

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been hired to rack up a pair of vintage yamaha PM1000 channel strips. these used to be affordable/cool consoles you could snag for a song, until people realized they are essentially a variant of the vintage neve/helios/trident et al 3 transistor amplifier circuit. what is coolest/marginally hilarious is that they dont actually use a real fader. that is a potentiometer mounted at a 90° angle with a machined wheel attached to its shaft that runs along the underside of the face plate. you can see me demonstrating it in action in this here video. pretty clever, honestly.

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it would appear the members of big boys had very divergent life paths

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