A humble meme farmer

This happens to all cops when they die and go to hell.

there are many, many funny things about kingdom hearts, but for me the funniest part is in any scene where there’s supposed to be a big crowd but the devs didn’t want to model literally anyone so it’s just a huge empty room with only the absolutely necessary characters there

literally fucking no one is there. comedy gold

SPITE

dude: we have to

GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–

dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice

Legends only

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

IT'S REAL

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

ITS REAL

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

Birds of Prey (2020) // Barbie (2023)

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

this meme came on my dash and it’s actually very simple. blimps are living creachers. they’re an endangered species

I’m sorry, is his stance now “be glad I’m not having you murdered instead”?