Sniffing Dreams up my Nose

Deep.

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

Agreed ^^

the inherent romance of going to a grocery store and goofing around with the person you love

that part in the act where gypsy is crying to her boyfriend and he says “I have something to cheer you up…” and shows and tells her about BDSM. I have never seen a more accurate interaction with a boy in a movie.

gypsy: i hate my life im a prisoner in my own home everything is a lie her bf: F. anyway my dick hardt

a self insert fanfic: i brushed my long blonde hair out my face to show off my clear blue eyes and pale complexion

my colored ass:

a self insert fanfic: i slipped on my size 00 jeans and smiled as he wrapped his arms around my tiny waist!

my fat ass:

self insert fanfic: they towered over my small and short frame.

my amazonian ass:

ThESE HIT HARDDDDD

self insert fanfic: only for my dad to say I couldn’t go to the dance.

My fatherless ass:

Self insert fanfic: he gazed into my big round eyes.

My Asian ass:

Self insert fanfic: his thumb grazed over my small perky breast

My big tiddie ass:

This post jumped me in an arby’s parking lot

If our love isn’t gonna be like this, I don’t want it

Stop Clickbait.

wholesome and healing

God’s work

Stop clickbait

Thanks StopClickbait for clicking all the clickbait articles for me and giving me the obvious and boring resolutions so I don’t feel compelled to read them despite knowing they’re trash

sigh…

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

I’m in fucking tears

I ugly laughed

reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings

Its MY funeral I get to choose who gets buried!

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

I’m lovin it.

trilogy

Are there no fucking butterflies in japan