Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

scott is taking the picture

i love pinky and pepper forever so much im going to print it out and eat it

wretchedly perish then said cicero wednesday

Gay Dogs go to Hell

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

Can someone explain to me why the idea of "uploading your consciousness into a machine" is so popular???

Like... you know that the machine isn't YOU, right?

It's like. You know the ship of theseus? It doesn't really matter which boat is the REAL boat. The truth of the boat lives in the crew, not the wood

So like... You're still gonna die. There's just gonna be a thing that your loved ones can talk to when you're gone.

Worst case scenario your grieving family goes into debt paying a subscription fee to maintain denial and prolong the natural grieving process to pretend you aren't while the ghost of your voice reminds them how much you loved to buy Pepsi Cola Brand Soft Drink

Best case scenario you've made a brick that IS sentient, that THINKS it's you

Like

Why would you do that

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

fuck it. morningstar

Yar Aguer and Awar Akway by Paolo Roverse for D La Repubblica Magazine February 2024

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I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything