@mybritishwill

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me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean
me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory
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yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

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how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

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brigwife

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

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COMPLIMENT AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN BECAUSE IT LITERALLY TAKES A FEW SECONDS AND IT COULD MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY FOR A LONG TIME !!!!

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do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

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