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FayeH.

@twisted1002

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We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

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There should be a device that scans the items in your fridge and then lists recipes you can make with the items in your fridge.

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tbh if you’re a guy who would ask a lesbian out because you think she’ll make an exception for you, you 100% deserve to have your confidence crushed and i hope the rejection is so brutal and humiliating that you never ask a girl out again

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