slaughterhouse-mehhh reblogged
Hisoka
- Next in line is Hisoka “I’ll take you and yo nigga” Marrow
- Now you see my dude Hisoka be doing some real questionable things
- Especially when it comes to Gon, so at first I really wasn’t feeling him
- But bitch I was sorely mistaken
- Everything he does just screams that he is that bitch
- Like you can’t tell me Hisoka won’t blow you and yo nigga back out
- Y’all know he definitely goes both ways
- Do y’all see how fucking snatched his waist is
- Like I’m sorry but it ain’t nobody on this Earth that could rock the fuck out of this but Hisoka
- He reminds me of Prince, cause even dressed like that he could pull the baddest bitch around
- And do y’all see that dick print whew Jesus 🙌🏾🙌🏾
- Now in the distribution of hands Hisoka is very laid back and chill
- Gon is real life trying to fuck him up and he smiling and shit like it’s a joke
- Like he is really treating Gon like light weight and idk how to handle that
- Did y’all see that quick ass dodge
- He bent his back on some exorcist shit and he still caught the ball after number five tried to end his shit
- And let’s not forget that Hisoka has his own fucking entrance music
- Bitch when I heard them maracas playing I knew Hisoka was bout to end somebody’s life
- And then you got this nigga coming out the fucking woodworks talking about some damn revenge
- Hisoka straight clowned this nigga
- Like first I don’t even think Hisoka remembered the dude so that’s his first L
- Then you got Hisoka just dodging his shit with ease and you could tell dude was trying his hardest so that’s another L
- After he finally got a cut on Hisoka he was happy as fuck
- Only for Hisoka to catch his damn knives and start tossing them bitches like it wasn’t nothing
- This nigga said himself that it took him damn near forever to master that technique
- And here go Hisoka showing his ass up in a damn second
- In a total that nigga took at least seven L’s so he set himself up for failure
- And let’s not forget that his fucking power is gum
- Like bitch you telling me that he going around beating niggas up with candy
- The disrespect those niggas must feel
- And don’t act like yall don’t see them red bottoms he got on
- Look at that smug ass look on his face
- He knows he can’t be fucked with
- I just can’t handle this
And that’s all folks, I feel like these are getting longer and longer and idk how to feel about that but y’all seem to like them so I’ll keep em coming.
