Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

E

Please

Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries. – WTF Fun Facts

Source: https://huberlife.wordpress.com/2014/02/02/real-book-thieves-most-commonly-stolen-books/

“ Thanks for knocking out that gas bill Dad! ”

- when you act like the child’s basic needs as set out by law are somehow luxuries to make your children feel guilty over 😤

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

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real life art

Your tooth enamel is harder than a lobster’s shell or a rhino’s horn. It’s even harder than steel. It’s made of mineralized calcium phosphate, which is the hardest substance a living being can produce. – WTF Fun Facts Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooth_enamel

Source: http://bit.ly/2N55CYq

follow your dreams

Holy shite

No he didn’t

You won’t regret unmuting this.

OH my god

This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die

OH PHEW HE’S NOT GONNA DIE

This is Shakespearian.

I never want to see another post about environmental storytelling.

Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral

His????? His kid died????????? And he said THAT????????????????? can i burn this entire fucking company down along with all of fucking capitalism?

WHERES👏THE👏COMPANY’S👏CONTACT👏INFO👏

Please??

Oooooo, prettyyyy…

Reblogging this version for the info bc lmao FUCK that guy

1 year ago Scully asked Mulder to hold her

They had sex

Scully then told Mulder to “come back to bed”

Scully was naked and Mulder said the word ‘afterglow’

And finally, they had sex… again