a cinematic masterpiece

when ur eating food and your pet starts being nice

The diamond every girl wants

don’t forget the pearls

If you play Fallout in 3rd person, you are scum

I didn’t steal these clothes to be the freshest nigga in first person boy u snappin

These vines are my life

THE LAST ONE KILLED ME

*loud screaming*

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

Fuck you, Barbara 

i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids 

My extremely casual closet cosplay of Kaneki Ken! The two pictures with the red ghoul eye were edited in by a very good friend of mine, but the rest was all me!

Everyone please reblog my friend’s amazing cosplay!

please stop minion shamming (◠﹏◠✿) those small twinkies are doing their best and do not deserve all the hate they get (◕‿◕✿) protect the minions at all costs (●´ω｀●)

I’m sorry but “minion shaming”? Are you fucking kidding me? Please tell me this is some sort of pathetic joke. Despicable Me was/is supposed to be about the struggles and ups and downs of being a single parent. Not some bullshit franchise making obnoxious little stereotypical group of sidekicks. I hate how in every good fucking movie no one focuses on the real point of the movie whether it be the theme, message, or whatever else. Smfh. this pisses me off to my very core.

omg it was a joke calm down….

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything

nah man it stands for dick suc

longcat is probably dead :(

WRONG

Awww, long cat’s owner got married.

yung-stallion

yasssssssss