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listen. given the chance i would fuck a dragon to the moon

@xxxdragonfucker69xxx / xxxdragonfucker69xxx.tumblr.com

sin with your body, and you sin as a beast sin with your mind, and you sin as a man sin with your soul, and you sin as the angels sin by fucking a dragon, and god looks down upon you and gives you a thumbs up check out my games
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blurrymango

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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facelift90

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When the Teutonic gods tired of Loki's troublemaking, they chained him to the rocks with a poisonous snake suspended above him, dripping poison on Loki. That case arose prior to the Eighth Amendment.

Green v. Arnold, 512 F. Supp. 650, 652 n.10 (W.D. Tex. 1981) (citation omitted).

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kaban-bang

I follow this Road to El Dorado fan group on facebook and the admins recently banned a meme template due overuse. So naturally the community got creative and started working around ways to post it.

the best thing about this is learning there’s a dedicated group of el dorado fans calling themselves gold posters. there’s truly a number of niche groups we’d never be able to imagine out there … keep on gold posting

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my plan for a lot of things involves a parasitic decade infesting and inserting itself into the span of a single day, which is probably terrible for the implicate order of time and causality, but it’s great for catching up on catching up on all those things I’ve been meaning to do

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Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.

The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.

The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.

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gothhabiba

[ID: Tweet by Jewish Voice for Peace NYC reading: "Bus drivers refused to tranport protestors from last night's Seder in the Streets to the precinct, forcing cops to drive the busses. Power and solidarity to the union bus drivers with @twu100 who refuse to collaborate with the NYPD, which commandeers MTA busses for mass arrests." A photo is included of a cop standing behind a handcuffed person whose back is to the camera; they wear a keffiya around their neck and a shirt reading "Jews say ceasefire." Saram Friedland (@motionxpictures) QRTed the tweet and added: "We spent 4+ hours waiting cuffed in the bus blocking grand army traffic because none of the dozens of cops knew how to drive it! Solidarity w/ the bus drivers! ✊🏻" End ID.]

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I love people with like. highly specific accessory/clothing kinks like unironically. you mean all I have to do to drive you up the wall is wear something completely mundane, harmless, or a bit weird? fantastic, especially as a sub bc you get to make me wear it. this costs me nothing and makes you out of your mind horny that sounds like a win/win

panties is by far the funniest version of this. I was going to wear those anyway.

glasses is another good one. girl I got u covered I can't see shit

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bgm05

the smash or pass blog isn't active any more so i have to take matters into my own hands

reblogs help sample size

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plainyjane

hey sorry i don't care if you do or don't want to fuck the brand object but

why is kojima there

he fucked schick hydrobot

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Anonymous asked:

You okay? You only reblogged salt your stink once

And yet, with that one single stink, the threat of the multitude is made clear. I could reblog it a thousand times, if I so desired, could turn the dashboards of all who follow me into an endless cascade of incomplete puppet-foam and disquieting implications. Really, people should be praising me for my restraint and saint-like temperance more often.

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