Black Mirror is terrible

The doomed Franklin expedition, circa 1848 (artist’s interpretation)

Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"

Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]

I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

simply dont monday

Images you can hear

Rat (longingly)

Rat (longly)

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

how do cats smell so good when they never take any baths

Little pianist 🎵

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

the Two Trees, who shared with us their ancient light before the stars were brought down to light our scrolls from behind

i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

Never give an impassioned reply where a "lol" will suffice

Homestuck Volume 4 - Sburban Jungle