Bodyguards hadn’t been a thing the Lannisters dealt with much. They were Old Money, but they were subtle about it. They weren’t precisely public figures, they kept to themselves on the whole...and Tywin more than most. Unfortunately, his particular state of affairs had left him quite unable to talk his brother out of hiring some protection for him. He hadn’t had a leg to stand on (and wasn’t that amusingly accurate...) in his argument that he didn’t need one, and so Kevan had won. Which didn’t stop his brother helping him duck his bodyguard on the rare occasions he left the house...
“If he takes her up on that I’d be rather surprised...he does his job well, and unfortunately has every right to be annoyed with me. I’m afraid I make his job very difficult.”
He leaned back calmly as the waitress and his companion chatted, and gave her a pleasant, albeit tired, smile as he shook his head.
“I think I’m ready, thank you. I would love to try the sirloin steak tips and eggs, and if I could get the steak rare I would be quite happy. And the eggs soft basted, if you could please.”
The door opened, and a familiar, broad-shouldered form entered. The Lannister sighed softly, and leaned as far back in his chair as he could, emerald eyes meeting those of his bodyguard even as he shifted himself to sit a little further down in the chair. Ah...well, it was a bit much to hope that perhaps he could avoid being watched for the day...
“Before you say a word, Bartholomew, I had every intention of calling you-”
“No, you didn’t. Not unless you thought I couldn’t find you.”
“That’s a bit uncharitable.”
“No, it really isn’t. Kevan hired me to keep an eye on you, the least you can do is tell me when you want to go haring off in public.”
“Bartholomew, we’re arguing in the middle of luncheon.”
The tall, broad man was obviously an ex-military sort, though his hair was tied back in a neat ponytail and his suit was that of a working man. Still, he looked at his charge with obviously fond annoyance, before turning to Petyr with shockingly blue eyes and offering a hand.
“Bartholomew Llewellyn. I’m Mister Lannister’s keeper, when he allows it. Otherwise, I’m a glorified doorstop.”
“Now that was uncharitable, Bartholomew. You’re far more than a fancy doorstop...maybe a good coat-rack.”
“Your brother hired me something, might as well be paid to hold your things as guard your body. Safer, certainly.”