me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

the future is here

if you install this and then install adblock you get to look at absolutely nothing

amish simulator

i love a bitch who look like she can fight

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

fans when harry wears glasses

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

Everyone Wants to Fuck Their Mom (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Love Simon, 2018

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool