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Well he crippled him, and gave him 7 unhealing wounds. So Fingolfin won this battle

But unfortunately he got stomped by him to death...

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Sauron: It's a white flag and you'd better start waving it now.

Galadriel: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Sauron:...

Orcs:....

Sauron: Good Lord.

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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Craig Ferguson, The Late Late Show, 2/20/2007 | "The Britney Spears Monologue"

TW: alcoholism, suicidal ideation

I want to talk about something tonight, it's been bothering me for a little while now. Now, you know if you've ever seen this show before--I know that's not everybody--but I know that, if you've ever seen this show before--that I make fun of people on this show. I make fun of a lot of people on this show. Now a couple of months ago, Kevin Costner got himself into some kind of bother, and I made fun of him in the monologue. And then a couple of weeks later, I meet him at this event. And I could tell he was angry at me, I could tell that. But he also, I was talking to him, and he's a very polite man, and a gentleman, and I could see him in his eyes, and he made a decision to not go after me--just to be polite and nice and stuff, and it kind of freaked me out. Because it kind of personalized it for me. Up until then--God, this guy was there with his wife and his kids and stuff when I was like, kind of ragging on him on television. I'm like, "Ugh, I don't know if I feel good about this". And it was--it was the look in his eye that bothered me. And I began to think, "At what price am I doing this stuff?" And I started to think about the effect it was having on real people, and it's been needling at me a little bit ever since. Now, I'm as guilty as any--I'm as guilty as sin about this. I mean, I made fun of the lady astronaut wearing the diapers when she was driving, which that is clearly funny--that is clearly, a funny thing, but at the same time, then the mugshot comes in and I go, "This woman's in trouble, she needs help". And then I'm thinking, "I don't know how good I feel about this". And I need to do stuff that I feel comfortable with. I want to be able to be funny, but I want to be able to get some sleep. And I don't just do this job for the money, I assure you, which is handy 'cause it isn't much anyway. Now what's been happening in the press, in the media recently, and particularly in the so-called "news outlets", the way the media is looking at the world, I kind of had similar feelings when I used to watch America's Funniest Home Videos. You know, you'd be laughing at the kid falling over, and then you go, "Wait a minute, put down the damn camera and help your kid! The hell is wrong with you!" And I think we're kind of holding the camera--and people are falling apart. People are dying, that Anna Nicole Smith woman, she died--no, it's not a joke. You know, it stops being funny, that. That she's got a six week old kid, or six month old kid. What the hell is that? You know, and I'm starting to feel uncomfortable about making fun of these people. And for me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about us attacking the powerful people, attacking the politicians, and the Trumps, and the blowhards--go after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable people. And I think, I'm gonna--this is totally a mea culpa--I think my aim's been off a bit recently. I want to change it a bit, so tonight, no Britney Spears jokes. And here's why, here's exactly why--Britney Spears--audience laughs--no, no, no it's true. Wait. I'm not doing a--when--listen, when she--the kind of weekend she had, she was checking in and out of rehab, she was shaving her head, getting tattoos--that's what she was doing this weekend. This Sunday, I was 15 years sober. So I looked at her weekend, and I looked at my own weekend, and I thought, "You know, I'd rather have my weekend." But what she's going through reminds me of what I was doing, and it's an anniversary, you start to think about it, and it reminds me of where I was 15 years ago, when I was living like that. Now I'm not saying Britney Spears is an alcoholic, I don't know if she's an alcoholic or not. I--but she clearly needs help.
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Star Wars: Galaxy of Adventures | “Princess Leia - The Rescue”

“INTO THE GARBAGE CHUTE, FLYBOY.”
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