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Arata, yelling into the distance.
“I LOVE MY HUSBAND!!!!!!”
“I LOVE MY HUSBAND MORE THAN YOU DO!!!”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“Eh? I mean, yeah, it’s nothin’ terrible, but you’re still getting blood everywhere.” The man did a quick search through various pockets-- most quite visibly filled already-- before pulling a handkerchief from his inner jacket. The cloth was promptly presented to the woman, who could more than handle the rest herself.
“Been a long while since we last spoke, hasn’t it?” A grin, content to sit back. “I’d ask what you’ve been up to, but I think all the blood that dripped on my shoes says enough.” Ah well, it’d wash off easily enough.
humps him. that's his greeting. that's it.
slaps that bitch right on the ass. also, he’s eating the last of the pizza rolls right now. you can’t stop it.
fdjhfgjhgf hey when they cook and they hafta throw something in the fryer when the oil poppin it's a fuckin battlefield and ara always runs or uses satake as a meat shield but they both always suffer. there is screaming
IT’S JUST LIKE BACK IN OSAKA. [GUNSHOT NOISES]
satake’s just there to scream and be used as a shield, don’t actually expect him to remain calm. maybe they should eat out tonight instead. you don’t have a chance for hot oil to splash onto ur tiddies when you eat out
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
- “actually… i just miss you.”
- “alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
- “and slowly… i was forgotten.”
- “and then everything just disappears.”
- “and where do i go?”
- “anyone could tell from here.”
- “are you finishing that or…?”
- “are you stupid or stupid?”
- “anything, just call me, okay?”
- “bitch better have my money.”
- “bro… that’s so… not cool…”
- “but did you do it?”
- “call me now. it’s urgent.”
- “can’t you listen to me?”
- “cross that. don’t answer that.”
- “don’t even think about it.”
- “don’t you dare walk away.”
- “do it. i dare you.”
- “did you think i forgot?”
- “eventually… you just move on.”
- “even if you still do.”
- “everything will fall into place.”
- “fight me, you attractive stranger.”
- “for once, i need you.”
- “for once… i was right.”
- “for once… i was wrong.”
- “forget i even asked you.”
- “forget it. you fucking suck.”
- “fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
- “fuck off. i mean it.”
- “give and take. that’s life.”
- “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
- “have you lost your mind?”
- “hello? it’s me. i was-”
- “hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
- “here’s a glass of whatever.”
- “how about a hug, hm?”
- “how about you make me?”
- “i haven’t forgot you yet.”
- “i can’t be around you.”
- “i don’t need you, really.”
- “i don’t need this now.”
- “is this your first time?”
- “it’s just a cut, really.”
- “it wasn’t me, i swear!”
- “i said i love you.”
- “just don’t fuck it up.”
- “just… come back alive, okay?”
- “just make sure you’ve eaten.”
- “kick his ass for me.”
- “killed him? wait, what, literally?”
- “life really sucks. feel better.”
- “letting go hurts… a lot.”
- “let me live, will you?”
- “no, i don’t need you.”
- “nothing can hurt me now.”
- “nothing matters anymore to me.”
- “okay it was me… so?”
- “people lie all the time.”
- “pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
- “please, you can’t die now.”
- “please don’t leave me alone.”
- “quiet. they can hear us.”
- “quick! give me your phone!”
- “quicker, you freaking piece of-”
- “quit it or i’ll bite.”
- “quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
- “really? do i look stupid?”
- “real smooth, tripping over air.”
- “rise and shine, sweet thing.”
- “rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
- “seriously? give me a break.”
- “so… what are we now?”
- “so… did you miss me?”
- “so… can we go eat?”
- “so… when’s the next flight?”
- “so… how did everything go?”
- “sometimes, i wish you died.”
- “so what? you did it.”
- “time passes slower without you.”
- “then what do you suggest?”
- “the fuck? who are you?”
- “then you tell me why.”
- “this is not working out.”
- “this isn’t what i wanted.”
- “this is all a fucking disaster.”
- “when did it all happen?”
- “who knew you’d be here?”
- “why do i even bother?”
- “why do i love you?”
- “why didn’t you tell me?”
- “you’re just… so, so stupid.”
- “you can’t be here now.”
- “you look like an accident.”
- “you really need to go.”
- “you know who to call.”
- “zero fucks given. next please.”
the multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self esteem
lmao i never know what to do when im on here but reminder im still alive!! as is satake
self indulgent son
i love how it’s like
satake’s base yakverse: rich ass businessman with 5 houses, multiple properties, 2 closets full of illegal weaponry, access to the finest high-scale restaurants in the city and regular business trips out-of-country
satake’s current mainverse: “hey my valued one of two (2) friends i love you!! can you toss me some cash for chicken nuggets we’re broke this week”
WAIT. WAIT….. RIKIYA IS THE ONLY OTHER NICE THING I DREW. everything else has been downhill sdhjfdjhfg
i’m seriously thinking about making a blog for him,,,,, or at least a sideblog here or smth,,,, hes the goblin son
arata wit his husband and children is the only good thing i’ve ever drawed in my life
the more knives you have the more valid you are
yea so imma still be maining the lads over at @deadxheads whenever i have time to write online, but imma go ahead and cement satake’s status over here as singleship with @shinsen-na. all verses here gonna be with arata as his husband, tho i guess i’ll still switch between his current mainverse and the verse where he’s still in the shishi-kai lmao
literally every single thing I’ve ever said since day one has been dramatic I have to talk that way or I’ll die
if you guys ever wonder who arata is married to,