Mess™

uwu

The real reason 13 is so extra with her sonic screwdriver 

s8 pls give me kiddy klance flashbacks <3

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

yES

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

N U N   R A V E

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

done broke my toes lads

pics or it didn’t happen

edward stepping through bella’s window in twilight and finding this:

yeah i’m a lesbian

loving

every

single

girl

always

nngjjdjdjgjskgkkd

when i made this i literally didn’t even realize i misspelled lesbian as “lesgan” what the fuck?? what the fuck??

Wlw culture is not being able to spell

this is the funniest addition thank you

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

via @smallmetal

@interstellarvagabond

What would Aragorn have done if that one dark seat at the back of the Prancing Pony was already taken? 

If you think Aragorn wasn’t sitting there for hours hogging that table just to make an entrance, I don’t know what to tell you. 

my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy

y’all know what im saying

You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?

Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.

You know how long this year has been? The tide pod thing happened in January of this year

The royal wedding was only in May I am so upset

Black Panther came out in February

“romance languages” my ass. wtf is romantic about gendering a table