This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?”

And later the director confirmed it.

DeBlois revealed that, the reason Gobber never got married, is because he is homosexual. This makes him the first homosexual character of the franchise, and even DreamWorks itself.

Reblog if today is not your birthday.

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM SO HAPPY I SAW THIS ON MY DASH BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND IT’S NEVER MY BIRTHDAY WHEN I SEE THESE AND SOMEHOW THIS MADE ME VERY EXTREMELY HAPPY.

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

Im gonna put it on my dick

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

urethrafranklin:

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty

ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.

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let him dance

He can dance if he wants to! He can leave the queen behind! Because the queen dont dance and if she dont dance, Well, shes no queen of mine!

well thats acceptable the queen is no longer 17

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i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)

i’ll tell u one thing nobody wants to paramount u

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I love the shining!!!!

Types of matter

This would be me if I ever committed a crime. 

yeah… literally

"a defence mechanism"

pretentious and a victim complex 

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?

You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos? Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

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Some people even said “the real Wolverine is taller” or that “they have seen better”

What is it about The Capital in The Hunger Games that is so wrong?

Is it the killing of innocent children?

Is it the oppression of the districts?

Is it the media censorship?

Is it the attacks on peaceful protesters? 

Is it the denial of basic human rights?

Does any of this sound familiar?

If it’s clear in fiction why is it so hard to see that what’s happening in Ferguson is so wrong?

This.

You’re a fucking idiot, holy Christ. You have zero understanding of the biology of dogs, as do all the vegan idiots that think feeding dogs vegan slop is okay. Naturally carnivorous animals eat meat, they have to eat meat. Their stomachs are designed specifically to digest bone and flesh.

That’s why when your dog eats grass it still looks like grass when it shits it out. That’s the only gripe I have with you and a multitude of uninformed vegans, you preach about stopping animal cruelty but subject your own animals to cruelty. No matter how much you say you care about animals and want to save their lives, if you feed your carnivorous animals a vegan diet then you, are a fucking idiot and a liar.

Educate yourself before you educate others.

How fucking selfish and arrogant do you have to be to feed a dog a vegan diet and somehow think you’re an animal lover for being so wrapped up in your beliefs that you cheerfully feed them a diet that slowly kills them?

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