miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like “i’m a doctor” and everybody was like “cool no need to see if that checks out or anything”

“Let me tell y’all about this boy that I was talking to..”

communication is the foundation

before big dick energy jokes die i just want to get it out there that elon musk is the dictionary definition of small dick energy

Spotted: an ice cream transaction on the road

bruno mars used to almost exclusively drop sad ass songs about unrequited love or lost love or whatever and now he’s just out here dropping one feel good banger after another like what kind of goals

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

if you don’t reblog this in 3 seconds, hunter is going to walk into your room saying “haha check this out bro” and force you to look at 10 pictures he found on ifunny that are very racist. don’t take that chance

Hidden Figures (2016) dir. Theodore Melfi

Lol. She did storm in there like Arthur on a wonderful kinda day

Iconic

When someone says they’ve never listened to Hamilton