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a narcissistic fangirl

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soph || 13 || she/her || member of the #captts squad || #lesmisyfn
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My Resume

- Can spell “schadenfreude” in under 5 seconds - Knows a shit ton about the Mormon religion - and Alexander Hamilton - Knows the meaning of law terms such as “malum prohibitum” - Can memorize almost any cast album in under 1 month - ?????????

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alinaazac
I remember when I first met you. I hugged you and I didn’t want to let go.
We discovered new things.
Had fun.
Created.
Travelled.
Met new people.
I remember that you bought a dog, even though you didn’t want one. But you did it for me.
I remember your smiling face making me laugh for the last time.
And after all this time… I still remember you
And I will, until I will not be anymore.
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cj-today

today in french we were doing an exercise on adjective forms and some of the sentences said things like “boys prefer pretty girls,” “girls prefer muscular boys,” etc. and my 40 yr old straight married professor makes an awkward face and says “ok, wow these just got weirdly heteronormative. how about you fill in the blank with whatever noun-adjective combination you want, as long as it follows correct grammar”

and the answers that we came up with were amazing.

  • girls don’t prefer boys, girls prefer (fast) cars and money 
  • boys prefer beautiful barbecues
  • girls prefer annoying cats
  • boys prefer 75 large plastic dinosaurs
  • and of course: pretty girls prefer pretty girls 

so remember kids, heteronormativity doesn’t belong in the classroom but 75 large plastic dinosaurs do.

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LOOK HOW GOOD THE LATEST ISSUE OF TEEN VOGUE IS

ADS FEATURING SAME-SEX COUPLES

TALKING ABOUT THE STIGMA SURROUNDING FEMALE SEXUALITY

ACTUAL BODY POSITIVITY

DISCUSSING SEXUAL FLUIDITY

SEX ED THAT’S NOT JUST ABOUT STRAIGHT COUPLES

TALKING ABOUT CONSENT

TEACHING ABOUT DEBATE AND HOW TO STAND UP AGAINST HATE SPEECH

TROYE SIVAN AND HARI NEF TALKING ABOUT THE SOCIETAL PRESSURES OF COMING OUT

GIRL GROUPS THAT TACKLES RACE AND BEING QUEER

AN ARTICLE ABOUT MEN WEARING MAKEUP

thank god for teen vogue, these are the things teens really need to be learning about.

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Jean Valjean: Laisse-le vivre, comme un homme
Shang: Sois plus violent que le cours du torrent
Jean Valjean:...Comme un homme
Shang: Sois plus puissant que les ouragans
Jean Valjean:......Comme un homme
Shang: Sois plus ardent que le feu des volcans
Secret comme les nuits de lune de l'Orient!
Jean Valjean:...?
(Comme Un Homme is the French title for both Bring Him Home and I'll Make A Man Out Of You)
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