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Small Valkyr Here!

@short-valkyr-blast / short-valkyr-blast.tumblr.com

" I um .... Hello? My name is Blast. I know I'm small but that just makes me better at sneaking!" //This is an RP and Ask blog that may get nsfw at times. This blog is also OC and AU friendly~
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adhd-alien

Part 3 of the Rejection sensitivity series! There is a lot to consider when exploring why I react the way I do to criticism (or, why I always see criticism everywhere). But here are a few behaviours I’ve noticed in myself and how it affects me daily. Part 1 Part 2

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I’ve compiled every raw ass quote from tumblr shitposts into my phone and i’m gonna use every single one of them in my campaign at some point.

peruse my quotes, if u want

So I recently got a wealth of new quotes to add to the list, thanks to @gayotic-stupid ! DISCLAIMER: Very few of these are from tumblr shit posts. Like my previous reblog, some of these are just cool quotes you can use in your writing or your dnd campaign. Reblog away!

  1. “I’ll do whatever you want" “Then Perish”
  2. I thought there were no heroes left in this world
  3. You kneel before my throne unaware it was born on lies
  4. Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
  5. God wishes he were me
  6. God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would’ve bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16
  7. “I know you’ve all heard talk of being the emperor’s chosen and heroes of the Imperium, but the truth is, you are essentially nothing to this Imperium. You’re farmers, workers, and criminals, picked to be a part of the most expendable force known to man. You will be sent into battle. You will be sent often. Many of you will die, and you will die often. I do not expect you to like it, but I am asking that you accept this and make your peace with it.
  8. My father taught me as a child that if you shoot for the moon and miss, the cold vacuum of space will suck out your eyeballs. Failure is not an option. Go kill them.
  9. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
  10. You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you.
  11. To feel sorrow is to deserve peace.
  12. No pet is perfect, it becomes perfect when you accept it for what it is.
  13. You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 
  14. You cant shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.
  15. No one will know the violence it took become this gentle.
  16. Theres no light at the end of the tunnel so it’s a good thing we brought matches.
  17. It’s not my job to pry, it’s the government’s. 
  18. And lo, he did reach into his bag of talent, and verily, it was found to be barren -Yamaha 10:99
  19. Every comment is a prayer, bringing me closer to emerging from my cursed plane. Thank you for heralding the apocalypse this old god brings.
  20. People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.
  21. The answer to dispair is action 

EDIT: “you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you” because its fucking hilarious in context and raw as fuck without it

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musherum

okay but how could you all forget:

“Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters.”

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ultrafacts

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

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beasti

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

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tooiconic

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

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sighinastorm

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

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linkislost

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

he called the cat a child

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