lots of people talking about wanting to fuck a twink or have a twink bf and it's like...that's literally not what they're for. the true purpose of twinks is to be picked up by lesbians and used as projectile weapons. it's a symbiotic relationship

their light weight facilitates rapid deployment and with their sharp, uncushioned bones they can be absolutely deadly weapons in the right hands.

What do the twinks get out of this symbiotic relationship?

i dont think you understand. this is commensalism, not mutualism. they just get to be here

I understand. Thank you.

I really thought if a child would not stop roaring at me I could simply roar louder to assert dominance, and while I was correct that I CAN roar louder than a child, I can NOT assert dominance because children LOVE to roar.

Exactly

すばらしいなヘビですね！ バランスすごい!!!!

This elapid(?) is so extra

he’s very clever! he’s avoiding the bits of the fence that have nobs on them so he doesnt get hurt once he’s on the smoother upper wire he gets much less wiggly in his movements he’s very smart and i love him

Why is he up there!

He likes to be tall

i got free salmon from work i'm going to feast like a king tonight

STAY AWAY FROM MY SALMON!!!

Palle-Jooseppi, a male brown bear at Ranua Zoo in Finland, wakes up after winter hibernation. Although they are not full hibernators, and can be woken easily, brown bears do like to den in a protected spot, such as a cave, crevice, or hollow log, during the winter months. Picture: Kaisa Siren / Rex Features

When an individual crab finds a new empty shell it will leave its own shell and inspect the vacant shell for size. If the shell is found to be too large, the crab goes back to its own shell and then waits by the vacant shell for anything up to 8 hours. As new crabs arrive they also inspect the shell and, if it is too big, wait with the others, forming a group of up to 20 individuals, holding onto each other in a line from the largest to the smallest crab. As soon as a crab arrives that is the right size for the vacant shell and claims it, leaving its old shell vacant, then all the crabs in the queue swiftly exchange shells in sequence, each one moving up to the next size.

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drew norton campbell from the identity v game for a friend!

megan thee stallion and timothee chalamet are the same age

so why is why is thalidomide chalupa-combo look like he is jack skellington cosplaying as a johnny depp as jack sparrow IF he had scurvy, for halloween?

right before christmas? riddle me that!

wanna show this image to myself a week ago 

Reverse Robin Hood where you rob the poor and give to the rich

#u know what’s so cool about this photo? #they both dead and in hell

Helpful grizzly casually fixing a fallen safety cone. Via https://gif-finder.com

K I N G

he is with OSHA

edit: i couldn’t resist

That felt too mild so may i present AAAAAA bird v2

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These are cute but misleading, because the call doesn’t go on–it’s more like one single, quick, rusty beep, only that  beep is one of the loudest sounds made by any land animal

oh i’m so glad you have a video of ‘em, I knew I had seen one before!

I have provided an updated funnypic to more accurately reflect the reality of the bird.

Artist Spends 3 Years Hand-Painting the Quran in Gold on 164 Feet of Black Silk

The beauty of the written word is once again heralded in an incredible project by 33-year-old artist Tünzale Memmedzade. The Azerbaijani painter spent three years painstakingly transcribing the Quran onto sheets of transparent black silk. The result is a beautifully crafted religious text that demonstrates both devotion and patience.