what a mess

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

hate how links change color after you click em like theyre dirty now

My purple little fingerprints are all over the wikipedia

Some cute cats with flowers that I did for practice.

I made custom recycle bin icons

Me, after being alone with my thoughts:

tumblr programmers were defs laid on the bed kicking their legs and twirling their hair when they popped those emojis on

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

"doesn't smell like anything in here" is a possible admittance to having the plague, therefore, more terrifying

somehow this doggo comes to mind...

“I hate fandom, it’s everywhere on this site,” Sir (gender-neutral) this is Tumblr, aka the Denny’s parking lot at 3 am of websites.

Of course, fandom is everywhere. Their tagline on the app store used to be “the home of fandom.” You’re the one who walked in here, you can walk yourself right back out.

Do we need to remind people of Tumblrman?

God, I’d somehow forgotten this existed. What a cursed time to be reminded of it.

i had to trace over him and yes he DOES look like kevin bacon with a bad mullet:

ah yes, here he is, dr. harrstiel sherloki tumblrman.

Date of origin: fucking today, April 5 2022

call me haribo peach gummies the way I’m

just saw a life-changing tweet

This Goose is now the True King of Britain

titled goose game

the African wild cat (from which house cats are descended) looks like a normal house cat but with uncomfortably longer legs