if u ever meet someone who makes ur life flow easier and makes u laugh a lot keep them, that’s all u need
(via words-of-emotion)
(via words-of-emotion)
this semester went from ‘pfft I got this’ to ‘desperately trying not to cry in class’
im not that great
april fucking fools i am a bomb ass looking wonderful person
why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven
My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)
Me: my what now
Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face
did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague
There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights
Jesus fuck
holy shit
Jingle Bells- The way you’ve always wanted to sing it. (Lyrics written by metallikato, as found on THIS post) Download
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH HA-HA-HA YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY) JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL BITCH WHAT DID I SAY RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
Happy fucking holidays.
So I’m bringing this back for the holidays.
love how cheerful the singer is that just makes the whole thing 198% better
You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for
IMAX and climax
Blockbuster and cockthruster
Hulu and Woohoo?
Amazon Prime and sexy time
Church and praying for forgiveness
can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location
They are so married
When I hear police sirens getting closer
Reaction to Taylor’s speech VS reactions to Sam’s speech…
Also, I’d also like to point out that the song that won the award (I Knew You Were Trouble) was released with the album in October 2012 and Taylor and Harry broke up in 2013… Not that this should matter but it really shows how the media can manipulate you into reacting and thinking a certain way