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Don't ya DARE walk away from me

@thewolfinsheepsclothingtwdg / thewolfinsheepsclothingtwdg.tumblr.com

This is an indie rp blog for Andrew St.John from the walking dead season one game.
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"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" ((Random sentence starter, plus I love your Andy St. John roleplay blog!))

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Andy’s scowl deepened as he turned towards the young woman. Brown eyes narrowing into slits. 

“Oh, trust me stranger it’s a gun alright.” He said, pulling the gun out from behind his back and aiming it at her.

“And I sure as hell ain’t happy to see you...” He said taking a step towards her.

((Hey thanks. I’m glad you like it even though I’ve been pretty inactive on all my rp blogs hahah.)

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supaslim

WARNING ABOUT A REALLY NASTY NEW VIRUS.

Meet CryptoLocker. It’s your worst nightmare. A lot of antivirus software, including the big names, cannot yet detect or stop it. If your computer gets it, CryptoLocker takes all your files hostage by encrypting them and giving you a certain amount of time to send a certain amount of money to the man behind the virus.

The encryption is very tidy, and so far seems uncrackable (well, crackable, but it might take a couple centuries). If you tamper with the virus itself, it will pretty much self-destruct and take everything with it. And the way the money is transferred, the dick programmer behind it all for the moment is pretty much uncatchable.

YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THIS VIRUS WITHOUT COMPLETELY WIPING YOUR COMPUTER. YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS PREVENTION AND PREPARATION.

Back up your computer to something like an external hard-drive, or even an internal hard-drive that you just take out and stuff away somewhere for safe keeping. Make sure your antivirus is up to date, avoid skeevy sites, and don’t open random emails. DO NOT download email attachments unless you know exactly what it is, because that seems to be how this is primarily being transmitted.

You can learn more about it here.

We’ve actually run into this at work. It’s extremely aggressive and a major fucking pain to get rid of. One of our guys got infected with it and even paid the company whatever fee they charge to decrypt the files, and due to “an error processing the first payment”, ended up double-charging him (no refunds, of course) and is virtually untrackable.

Literally fuck this guy with a cactus. Like, if you see him, offer to introduce him to your little cactus friend in a quite personal and intimate manner. This shit is FUCKING INEXCUSABLE.

Also, bulk up on your virus protection, limit your porn and illegal cartoon-watching and torrents to safe sites, DO NOT OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS UNLESS YOU’RE EXPECTING THEM, and just be careful in general, cause this one is one of the nastiest viruses around.

I wouldn’t reblog a virus alert unless I was dead serious about how bad it is.

I got an e-mail from my dad about this.

Mandatory reblog.

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solarisii

So the information in this is a little outdated. CryptoLocker CAN BE DEFEATED without just erasing everything on your hard drives or paying the ransom. CryptoLocker encrypts your files with a encryption that is unique to your computer, which sucks cause it made it hard to break. But long story short: A Dutch security firm now has a data base of keys and offers a free service HERE. You send them a encrypted file and your email and they’ll will then email you a decryption key along with a download link to our recovery program that can be used together with the decryption key to repair all encrypted files on your computer.  More Info on CryptoLocker here. Other Ransomware & Fake Antivirus removal guides can be found on this blokes channel  Also take this as a good reminder to back up important files. 

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mrkenyon

Reblogging this good news!

This post has been all over my dash the past few days, it’s good to see someone found a way to help!

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"Hey I been meaning to ask you." Andy spoked, turning to face the girl, a frown on his weathered face. "But how did you find this place?" he asked, his grip tightening on his gun involuntarily.

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Kris looked at the man and stopped what she was doing. “Lee’s group ditched me all because they thought I was bit when I wasn’t so I had to find somewhere to stay. Also, i’ve been here a couple of times so i’m pretty much familiar on what goes around here…” Kris answered, looking away a little bit. “So you can just lower your damn gun….“ Kris tightened her grip on her axe. “Besides, I’ve been doing great helping around this place. You should at least appreciate it, Andy.“

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Andy’s eyes widened as she mentioned Lee. Gritting his teeth he took a step towards her. “Y-you know Lee?” he choked out.

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I wonder how @markiplier feels about his strong gay fan following.

I hope he knows when the gays think you’re hot, you’re hot.

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markiplier

I’ve been to many gay bars and have received many free drinks. Trust me. I know.

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sillywuff

What are you doing at gay bars, may i ask as i waggle my eyebrows? Ignore the eyebrows.

It’s more fun than a regular bar? Drag shows are cool? Do I need a reason?

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Touch Meme : Accepting.
Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!
➧ Massage their shoulders

Ash jumped slightly as rough hands ran over her shoulders. she turned her head to see Andy, and relaxed. turning her eyes back to the map in her hands,  she didn’t speak. but as his hands began to move, kneading the knots of stress out of her shoulders, Ash couldn’t help her eyes fluttering shut. she gave a little moan of pleasure, leaning more into his touch and relaxing more.

“ Jeez, Andy.” she whispered, leaning her head back to look at him through slitted eyes. “ what brought this on?”

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Ash gave a little moan of pleasure as he worked the tenseness from her neck. it felt so good, and for the first time in a while, she was actually relaxing. She leaned further into his touch, “ Oh this is making up for it.” Ash bit her lip before saying. “ Don’t suppose i could get you to do my back if i laid down for it?” 

Andy thought for a moment and then nodded. “Alright lay down for a while.” Andy told her, watching as Ash settled on her stomach, leaning over her he smiled as he worked his hands over her back.

His heart skipping a beat as a low moan left the young woman’s lips.

Ash moaned as he continued, his hands working at the knots in the small of her back. before working up to her shoulder and back down. it felt so good to have the tension from their everyday eased from her back and shoulders. She arched her back up, unaware of what her actions were doing to the man above her. “ God that feels good.” 

I wonder if she has any idea what she is doing to me. Andy thought as he bit down on his bottom lip, nearly breaking through the skin as another moan escaped her lips. And at that moment Andy felt his cock twitch slightly.

Ash raised a brow as she felt him twitch against her. it was almost surprising that she’d have this effect. However he was a grown man, and she was a grown woman in a somewhat suggestive position. this was something Ash should have expected. twisting her head to give him a one eyed look, Ash bit her lip, “ You alright? You seem a little….. tense.” 

Andy felt his face begin to go red. Shifting slightly he moved until his hips were no longer pressed against Ash’s ass. “I’m...I’m fine...” He managed to choke out.

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bogleech

“Ugh you’re addicted to the internet, go outside and live LIFE”

I’m so glad I’m not around anyone who holds this kind of condescending attitude anymore because before I had the internet all I wanted to do was read and draw anyway. That’s all I have ever wanted to do. That’s what makes me happy. And that’s what you can do on the internet, only at 1,000 times the scope. You can share a drawing with a million people. You can download more books and learn more new things than all the libraries you could ever physically access combined.

Some people romanticize things like watching the sun set over beaches or stargazing off a balcony. I get it, that’s cool if it’s your thing, but if you force me to go watch the sun set over a beach I am going to spend every last second just thinking about what fun things I want to draw or write or research at home and share with the world through this heavenly magical technology. I don’t see how that’s wrong. People are different.

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Send "👑" to place a royal crown upon my muse's head.

Andy jumped slightly as he felt Ash placing something on his head. Reaching up he plucked a makeshift crown from his head. Before looking at Ash, a playful grin on his lips. 

“So what is this for?” he asked, as he placed the crown back on his head.

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rp starters from things my skype friends have said

“Humans are just skeletons in armor.” ”If you fuck a skeleton, it’d be half-human half-skeleton.” ”People are already half-human half-skeleton, you moron.” “You just got horn-leeched to death by Jesus.” “My pokemon just survived a hit from Jesus.” “Goofy. Write about goofy.” ”HUH HUH!!! BOY!! ___ YOU ARE– GAWRSH– A CUTIE!!” “I can’t believe ___ is fucking dead.” “If you put 2 c’s together,  it looks like a butt.” “I’m going to consume birb.” “You bet your sweet candy ass that I did.” “I look away for 2 seconds and I see that you’re already butt-fucking me.” “You’re such a weenie-baby.” “You fluffy piece of shit.” “I will become the dankest meme to ever grace this pitiful planet!” “I found a really nice ___ ask blog and I am really gay.” “HELLO FRIENDS! IT’S SINNING TIME!” “We are the gay trinity.” “Not speaking as a gay way…” “Gayness aside…” “I’m going to shove my shoes so far up his ass that he’s gonna be smelling my gay little feet for a week.” “You are a lawful sinner.” “Not everything has to be kinky, you lil shit.” “Sometimes I don’t pay attention to half of the things that come out of my mouth.” “I still can’t believe WingDings is a font.” “b AE PLZ……………….” “Mornin u fuckin loser.” “One whole ___” “You filthy sinenr.” “Feel the sims crawling down your back.” “You are very nasty.” “I’m going to kinkshame you.” “Kinkshaming is my kink.” “Eat my ass.” “No thanks, I’m full.”

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˻ christmas rp prompts ˺

→ in times of merry door-to-door lullabies, snowball fights, and freezing cold temperatures

STARTERS:

  • MEERRRY CHRISTMASS!
  • Are you going to the Christmas Party one of the guys is hosting tonight? I heard it’s gonna be pretty awesome/awful.
  • You look ridiculous.
  • You sure you don’t mind coming all with me to the Christmas ball? I know you’d rather stay home and all.
  • Do you like my sweater? I just bought it today!
  • Hey, could you answer the door for me, please? I think there’s some kids outside the door.
  • 🎵Do you wanna build a snowmaan?🎵
  • I’ve never actually experienced a snow day before, since I live in a pretty warm place, so this is amazing…
  • Oh, God, look at this ugly ass couples sweater here. Let’s buy it.
  • CRAP, I forgot to do my Christmas shopping!

PROMPTS:

  • Send  for our muses to be stuck inside a building while being snowed in. (Hard Mode: send it twice for our muses are stuck inside an old shack/abandoned building/etc.)
  • Send 🎼 for our muses to sing Christmas lullabies door-to-door.
  • Send 🐧 for my muse to suddenly bring home a penguin. (Send it twice to reverse it to your muse.)
  • Send 🎄 for our muses to set up a Christmas tree.
  • Send 🎁 for your muse to give mine a present. (Send it twice to reverse it to your muse.)

M!A’S:

  • The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway: your muse suddenly gets ice powers one day out of the blue - lasts for 3 threads.
  • Ho Ho Ho: your muse is suddenly assigned to become Santa Claus for this year, forcing you to send ‘presents’ to at least 5 other muses.
  • It’s A Christmas Miracle: your muse’s ultimate life wish is all of the sudden fulfilled! - unfortunately, it only lasts for a single day.
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➥ Rub their back

Andy tensed slightly as he felt Ash’s hands on his back. Looking over his shoulder he saw the woman in question. Shifting his shoulders slightly he returning to his book. “And what are you doing?” he asked.

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Andy growled slightly as he watched as Ash was lead away by the man he knew he could not trust with his life. Gritting his teeth he moved to follow after her, when Troy intercepted him.

“And just where in the fuck do you think you’re going, Hayseed?” he smaller man growled. 

Andy’s lip pulled back, his dark eyes fixed on the man standing before him. “Where is he taking her? What’s going on?”

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curseofashes

"The Walking Dead" Starters

“I don’t cry anymore.”

“Everyone’s got a job to do.”

“Get over yourself. You’re not the only one who’s lost something today.”

“We’re not splitting up again.”

“I know you look at me and just see another dead ___.”

“Is that what you think?”

“What do you want from me?”

“You’re gonna miss me so bad when I’m gone.”

“It’s not over until they’re all dead.”

“Nobody’s gotta die today.”

“There’s still good people out there.”

“The way I see it, the good ones don’t survive.”

“What changed your mind?”

“I may be the one walking away, but you’re the one that’s leaving.”

“No matter what anyone says, no matter what you think; you are not safe.”

“You kill, or you die.”

“Would it kill you to have a little faith?”

“One wrong wrong move and you get an arrow in the ass.”

“When you care bout people, hurt is kind of part of the package.”

“The pain doesn’t go away, you just make room for it.”

“People with nothing to hide don’t usually feel the need to say so.”

“What do you want from me, ___?”

“Let’s burn it down.”

“I’m just tired of losing people.”

“Anger makes you stupid. Stupid gets you killed.”

“Man, I’m gonna get shit-faced drunk. again.”

“ Maybe these people need somebody like me around, huh? Do their dirty work. The bad guy.”

“Why hurt yourself when you can hurt other people?”

“Why don’t you say what’s really on your mind?”

“I ain’t no one’s bitch.”

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~CHRISTMAS~! RP Starters

"Ho-ho-holy shit it's almost Christmas."
"I see that you purposely gave the gingerbread men horrified expressions. I suppose it's so we feel bad as we eat them?"
"NO DON'T FLING YOURSELF AT THE TREE THIS ISN'T ELF."
"How come you're not on top of that tree, angel~?"
"You better not pout, you better not cry, you better good I'm telling you why— the in-laws are coming make a good impression."
"I'm not saying that you can't reach the top of the tree to put on the star...but you could just ask for help."
"Did you know it's scientifically proven that Santa won't come any faster if you keep sticking your head up the chimney?"
"DON'T TOUCH THE COOKIES THEY'RE NOT READY YET!"
"So...just you and me...y'know..chillin'...totally normal except HEY THERE'S SOME MISTLETOE UP THERE WOULD YOU LOOK aT tHAT WHAT A COINCEDENCE!"
"I brought you some hot chocolate while you wait for Santa."
"What do you want for Christmas again?"
"Why does Frosty the Snowman look like a demon?"
"Let's drink our sorrows out with the elves and some eggnog."
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