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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will
Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
Happy Easter everybody
Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post
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OH HOW I LIVE FOR THIS NEW LARRY TEA!
Her dad has just been holding onto this secret since OTRA! Just sitting there clueless while us Larries learned to hack and essentially become FBI agents to get our hands on information like this!
i never fucked wayne i never fucked drake is such a relatable line. i’ve never fucked wayne or drake either. it really chimes with my own life experiences.
2016 is cancelled honestly fuck it I’m done. And you know what 2017 is suspended until further notice. Time is not allowed to advance till shit stops being so fucking awful.
This aged beautifully
Transgender ass website
Furry ass website
this is for my 1d mutuals
everything we’ve gotten from harry this era has felt like a very realistic fever dream
tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are
every time web developers try to “rebrand” or “repurpose” this website we just sink our heels deeper into the quicksand of our own absurdity
look what im saying is there was a story abt a group of artists whose house was demolished in order to make room for a new shopping mall and, once it was constructed, they fueled their rage and pettiness at being displaced into finding an unused room in the building, renovated it into a condo, outfitted it with a fully stocked kitchen, china hutch, AC, TV and gaming system and then proceeded to live in the mall undetected for years. that creativity? absurdity? sheer stubborn pettiness? thas tumblr babey!!!!
you guys are missing the best fucking part
Yeah Karen