As a married woman, I’m offering blowjobs in exchange for housework like, “would you do it for a Scooby snack?” http://99gag.tumblr.com/

Lol

Important discoveries being made over here.

oh my god😂

longlifebrooke

this is terrible

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New Chitose Airport (RJCC/CTS) / 新千歳空港

omg

To be fair, I have seen this. Lots of feminists and other liberals say that women “Can’t handle” firearms. One even went on national television and said that women couldn’t use guns because they weren’t strong enough and that attackers would steal guns from them and just kill them It’s an incredibly sexist, but fairly common view. Even from people who are all “lmao im better than men” Not all of them do it, but it’s enough of a problem where I’ve seen it way more than once

There’s certainly difference between genders, dimorphism and all, but to say that women aren’t strong enough to handle a gun is flagrantly sexist.

And a faults statement.

http://youtu.be/hGBEDCxmyzs

Dr. Phil Levesque, on circumcision (via uncutting)

This.

This is why My husband and I chose not to cut our son!

mattallen1989

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

flygirlaly

Omg

There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long

…wow wtf

4th of July be like

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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