i dunno, i'm an ass man myself

The whole tadc fandom right now

some Father Sebastian memes for my kuroshit brothers and sisters amen

return of the king <333

french dub my beloved

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

to the people saying this isn't safe in the tags: my dad has a engineering degree and my brother is a mechanic this is like. state sanctioned macgyvering. safe sane and consensual macgyvering. our house will not burn down. in fact, i think it has made us all better in approaching problems from all angles when they arise, which has served me well in life, especially in high stress situations.

does our hot water switch off every thirty seconds making showers an exiting exercise in counting and resilience? yes. but one time the door of the train toilet broke, trapping me inside, and i went "well i can either succumb to the panic of claustrophobia or do this family-style" and then spent twenty minutes breaking down the lock with my shoelace and the belt i was wearing. so i'll take the cold water any day

Never have I wanted to see inside a stranger's home more

OP lives in a point-and-click adventure game

Dungeon Meshi - Laios & Falin

chester and norris potentially communicating through case files will be the death of me i fear.

robbie said that all he wanted to do (during the reunion) was pick orym up and spin him around, but it felt like it wasn't the right moment for it

robbie daymond, your MIND--

i cannot believe i haven’t seen anyone share this modern b. dylan hollis on tumblr yet

WHAT THE FUCK, JEFF?

how to figure out which member of your family is an alien

Love the fact she just subjected it on her family too.

do you ever think about shadowhand essek thelyss at 1am and how the cast asked matt during the campaign 2 wrap up if he was supposed to be a major antagonist and matt said no because he was "meant to be an antagonistic force in the world" like he was never even meant to be an antagonist, just a force, because his actual personhood was so deeply unimportant from the very beginning, and that he was invented with the sole purpose of making the world a worse place and was never supposed to matter beyond the ways in which his actions harmed others and then he saved the world not because he was a good person but because the mighty nein loved him so much that they bent the narrative around him and he became a character whose personhood mattered because they decided that it mattered and it was their love and nothing else that not only changed him but made him a person that could be changed at all and more than just an antagonistic force in the world, but an antagonist, who could grow and ultimately come to love them back and—

senshi got me giggling and kicking my feet

Camp Jupiter when Percy shows up:

OBJECTION‼️‼️‼️ nuh-uh but make it alastor and husk

I have been laughing at this since yesterday, I think it's us @top-shelf-tender 😭

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

“Lift with your legs you idiot!”

“I have a BROKEN TIBIA! That needs support and time to recover!”

ADHD, also known as Can't Put Your Mind To Things Disease,

Don’t leave these in the tags

I'd become a criminal too with a father like that.

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I like to make fun of contemplate Dragon's lack of eyebrows and sasatheevilbear on twitter said that he shaves them to be edgy. X3

I know that Oda’s initial sketches are meant to be super loose and mostly there to block out the pages, but every time I look at them I’m amazed Oda gets any value out of them at all. Even knowing what it’s supposed to be I can barely tell what’s going on