Neil Banging Out The Tunes turns 18 today!!!

Happy birthday little buddy !!!! To celebrate, I allowed Neil to partake in many of the legal privileges that one acquires upon turning 18:

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

Keep banging out tunes little buddy!!

Happy 18th birthday, Neil banging out the tunes; can't believe you can vote

Neil!!!

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

i hope it's okay to add this because i think it hits the nail directly on the head

Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

this girl right in front of me at the indigo de souza show passed out and this other little blonde bitch in front of me who was not apart of the passed out girl’s friend group immediately swept in and expertly micromanaged the entire situation and then later the little blonde bitch took out her phone to text someone and her lock screen was larry david with miley cyrus as hannah montana and i just felt like the combination of those two experiences was so powerful i know everything there is to know about her

this picture it was this picture

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨

Good news, everyone!! 🎉