Katie/Lovely

it’s like i always say: fuck

Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is

i dont get it

pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these

Y’all gotta watch this show

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

lol me too , lady

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.

I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.

I did not hear the word “room”.

I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

don’t know if it still happens, but a few years ago they had to get rid of the ‘who’s the prime minister’ question in Australia cause it changed too often

reblogging for the person who thought they were time travelling back to 2008

You love to see it.

You love to see this more. Can we have a hard border yet?

FUCK YEAH BABY

2020 is fucking wild so far.

this is an insult

x

Wait. What?!

This is hell.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME

Printers refusing to print in black and white because a color ink cartridge is empty is the biggest fuck you there is

Real love.