this counts as being productive right?

It’s Science! The Perfect Road Trip

brittneybrightside

y’all think this is cute and fun looking but as a bamf that drove 3,000+ miles across the country I can tell you that its not. When you get on I90 and your  GPS tells you to go straight for the next 450miles and you realize you could watch the entire Braveheart movie twice before you see anything other than cow pastures or corn fields you beg for death. I saw so much weird ass shit from towns with horses that wander like stray dogs and places where people say weird shit like “Sure dont!”. America is fucking bizzaro and a trip like this is only for the most Mad Max-iest of mother fuckers. 

i’m the nurses who tried to beat up a baby for laughing

I’m the tiny hands holding the abortion pills

I’m the baby speaking perfect english

What a lovely surprise :) by Mikaela Long

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

wait a sec is that

a hair in the cheese

oh my god is that

a doge in the hair

WAIT

What is this.

In the doge’s eye

Could it be?

I THINK IT IS

Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

get your head in the game

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

when someone tries to convince me to eat healthily

normal day in paris

Golden retriever puppies attempting stairs for the first time. 🔊

they’re doing such a good job

the great earth pastime

WHO DID THIS

HOW DARE YOU

freshman: *screaming and laughing* me, with dead eyes: looke….i understand u havent yet lost ur childlike optimism but it is 8 in the fucking mornign

I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know much about sports, but something seems askew here.

“We could make a play out of that” -Holster probably

Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh 

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school