I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

girls will literally turn their parents’ corpses into meat puppets to prevent the House of their birthright from being annexed by other powers 

gideon! gideon! gideon!

exploring canaan house

the body ever-watching

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

Ianthe doodles Also the ace attorney reference in the Unwanted Guest short story put me down a rabbit hole of Ianthe doing prosecutor's animations, which ended up with me being unable to let go of the idea of Ianthe doing BvZ's animations.

the unwanted guest spoilers

tamsyn muir when i catch u. tamsyn muir when i catch u tamsyn when i

(yes i died for a while but i came back exactly the same)

harrow + bones

puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

Me

She has finalized her decision and chosen the mailbox with her name on it to start making her hammock!

Right after I took these photos, I turned her cage so the opening was not facing me anymore, and I looked over after posting and:

I love her so much 😭

hi Willow

Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

@takemetoturch

My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......

https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech

*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!

"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop

It would also probably have leeches in it.

Sickly Sweet and Deathly Decay

Heyyy tis me agane

Have a consolation Ianthe

ascension of the eight saint