Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No no, you get braces & wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.

when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

when people say some real nasty shit about your fave but you can’t deny it’s true

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

best vs worst

Aries at their best: cheery, laughs a lot, talks to people they usually don’t, tries to spread laughter Aries at their worst: passive aggressive/aggressive, dismissive, exclusive, irritable, prone to ranting and jealousy Taurus at their best: agreeable/easy to talk to, offers to help you a lot, is good company, projects good self-image Taurus at their worst: talks about people behind their backs/gossips, and is judgmental - just super neverendingly obviously crushingly judgmental, they feel alone Gemini at their best: helpful, encouraging, protective, gives compliments, makes you feel confident and special, is a loyal friend, not worried about anything Gemini at their worst: passive aggressive, makes you feel super insecure and inferior to them, is really feeling insecure themselves and is stressed/worried Cancer at their best: expresses love and compliments a ton, reassuring, makes random things totally hilarious Cancer at their worst: moody, confusing, eager to pick a debate/purposely annoy you and then act like you’re being oversensitive, sad, very stressed Leo at their best: is a super loyal friend, helps you with anything, celebrates your triumphs, is happy for your triumphs, a few compliments Leo at their worst: prone to starting explosive fights, is super possessive, purposely annoys people, manipulative, feels neglected for no reason Virgo at their best: humorous, expresses their confidence in you, calm and ready to relax Virgo at their worst: gets disproportionately angry about small things, overly controlling, very critical, agitated Libra at their best: empathetic, witty, will help out when needed, deliriously happy (usually because of something good that has happened/they got something they wanted) Libra at their worst: moody, insecure, depressed, withdrawn, speaks as little as possible, wants to be left alone, very tired and bored, easily jealous Scorpio at their best: starts to trust, willing to commit, secure in themselves, happy, is made to laugh easily, not worried about anything, relaxed Scorpio at their worst: paranoid, overly possessive, makes accusations, makes rash decisions (they usually later regret) Sagittarius at their best: displays affection for people (even in small doses), is there to listen, is understanding of other people’s quirks, attentive Sagittarius at their worst: will not follow direction or listen at all, does not understand why things they might do/say make other people upset or are inappropriate, juvenile and reckless Capricorn at their best: helps people solve problems, listens, opens up a little when given opportunity, levelheaded and inspires the same in others, calmly happy, not too serious Capricorn at their worst: judgmental, not understanding, acts fake, self-absorbed and overly serious Aquarius at their best: allows themselves to feel for other people, analyzes themselves, not scared of the long-term, sees what the reasonable and decent thing is to do in situations, tries to rectify issues with others Aquarius at their worst: reckless, impulsive, inconsiderate, does not sympathize or empathize, hurts others/plays with their emotions and does not care Pisces at their best: restful, is a good listener, helps people solve their problems, performs kind/good deeds for others, generous Pisces at their worst: naïve, absentminded, too easily offended, self-absorbed, somewhat outwardly conceited/self-congratulatory, exaggerates

NOTHING

IS

IMPOSSIBLE 

this post has fallen victim to the tumblr update of ‘15

IT NOTHING DO IS JUST IMPOSSIBLE

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

and he never forgave and he never forgot

I wonder how the band 3OH!3 is paying their bills and managing day to day life after their 5 whole minutes of success in 2007

I looked this up the other night out of curiosity and they’re doing pretty well, man. One dude competes in world frisbee championships and writes songs for artists like Ariana Grande, and the other dude is producing music for heaps of bands/artists. But let’s never forget the lyrical genius: “Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”. Amen.