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Current status?

@maledictus-mortem / maledictus-mortem.tumblr.com

Married in my head to a fictional character. Barely alive. Student of life. Colonel Lieutenant Jerk.
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I'm hungry right now. Didn't get to cook. Got to prepare the chocolates for tomorrow.

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Whenever someone hurts me I hurt myself twice more. Mainly physically so that I could at least attend to the pain.

Scar over scar. Fresh wound over old ones. I am rrunning out of space to carve that they won't easily see it.

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I want to be free but I can't. I'm trapped in a prison of my own making.

I can say people have hurt me to the point I have put up walls but I myself no longer want to break those.

At times I would punch at it or bang my head against it but with each crack I would repair it. Sealing myself in even further.

Plenty of cracks yet also all covered by a plaster. Much more thicker than the last.

I blame everyone around me but I know I am also at fault. Too much of a coward to leave. Too afraid to just drop it all.

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My pets:

Akiro (My big doggie who may be old but is still just a big puppy who just wants to be spoiled.)

Sascha (My tiny black defender of men puppy. Funny thing is that he don't like hooman females all that much and would prefer being friendly with men.....)

Star (A very friendly dog who's been hurt before. She trusts me but I wish I could do more for her.)

North (I got him as a pup with his ma Star. HE HAS A VERY CHUBBY FACE!!!!! And when he was found it was because he likes to wander. Hence his name.)

Mao (My chubby cat who likes to eat North and Star's food when he gets the chance.... Even though I give him his own food. Trying to put him on a diet but I think he goes to the neighbors and asks them for food. Luckily he doesn't eat all of their food. Only if they don't want to eat all of it.)

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What if the sun doesn’t actually hurt vampires?

Vampires are just nocturnal, the same way we are diurnal. A vampire could go out during the day, but they would just rather be sleeping.

Vampires are just afraid of the light, the same way we are afraid of the dark. Their eyes are meant to see in the dark, so they just can’t see very well in the light. It hurts their eyes and they can’t see what’s around them, so it’s just scary.

Some vampire was probably too afraid to admit that he was afraid of the light, so he made up a fake allergy to the sun. Word got out to mortals, so we just assumed that all vampires are allergic to the sun. You know how mortals like to stereotype and whatnot.

But imagine pop, sunny vampires that are the vampire version of goth, dark humans. They like to go out in the sun and wear bright clothes, and the other vampires think it’s metal as fuck. “Oh, you know Victoria Anne III? Yeah she’s totally pop. Her friends call her Susan.”

I fucking love this

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thatloveluck

Vampire with blonde hair and Hawaii t-shirt:IT’S NOT JUST A PHASE MOM YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!

Thing is? Classic vampires, ACTUAL classic vampires? Could walk in the sun just fine. It only left them weaker, made them more or less just as powerful as a normal person.

So they avoid sunlight not because it kills them, but because it weakens them.

Hahahabababababaabbaba

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One day a mother brought her child to the dentist. It was probably the child's first time to go to one. Or maybe it was the second time? I can't remember.

Anyhoo, the child was nervous with all these different faces. Who were they?

She was asked to lie down and open her mouth. She did so and they began to put this cold metal objects in. Moving it in and about. She was then asked to sit and they placed a sheet inside, pressing it against one of the tooth. They then asked her to bite down without biting the finger. It hurt because the edge of the film scraped her mouth. Something tasted weird.

She was then made to sit on a chair where they took an x-ray of the tooth. They took out the sheet and wiped away the blood.

Later they did a cleaning and it hurt as they brushed her teeth. Presssing hard. When she gargled she was amused at how the foam looked pink.

It was finally dome and the girl cried. The inside of her mouth hurting. When they got out of the clinic the mother turned to her and got angry, pinching her thumb to the point that a piece of skin was removed.

"What you did was embarassing! No toy for you!"

The girl stoppedd crying. And learned to bottle her emotions. There were leaks from time to time but about 20 years later. It's ready to burst.

She's suicidal.

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Those YouTube rantsonas are all fucking Yatzhee Croshaw’s fault

Fight the REAL enemy, OP

Egoraptor will answer for his sins one day but sequelitis came out in 2011 and zp came out in 2007 so we still know who the progenitor is

There’s a presence more ancient and chaotic lurking in the shadows of the before times.

Oh no... Acorns up the butt.... 😨😨😨

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In Russia a man named Ivan smashed his way through icy water to save a stray dog from drowning, he adopted the dog afterwards and named him Rex.

Hero

God, look at him go. Even money this man was part of some Soviet super soldier program back in the day.

Ivan is only 21 years old here’s photos of them afterwards

when ppl say not all men they’re talking ab Ivan

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warriormale

This is Selflessness.

Saving a stray dog trapped in the ice.

Selflessness is a Moral Virtue of Manliness.

WarriorMale

Not trying to belittle this but this is a true Ice water challenge.

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please kill me

Give me your address. Give me a few months to get to you. Wait for me and please do be ready with a written letter signed by a witness stating that it was your wish to be killed.

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ekomancer

“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

If I am ever gonna date I want a sexy Stephen.

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Nationalism is one hell of a drug

its the anti blackness

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atopcat

As Mesut Özil so eloquently states: “when we win I’m German, but when we lose I’m Turkish”. If you look different society’s love for you will always be conditional, if you don’t benefit them they’ll make sure the world knows you don’t belong. If Osaka loses another match or tournament they’ll go back to calling her a “hāfu”.

“If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare me a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German, and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.” - Albert Einstein

I say each should declare who they are. A country can never tell who you are. Screw society! Yada and yada. Anyhoo. It's Wiki.

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