“Geoff Ramsey: ass first into danger.” [x]

Extra Life 2014: We’re gonna play some twister kids :)

Extra Life 2018: You’re getting a tazer shoved right up your asshole

Extra Life 2024: Welp, now that Gavin’s dead, who wants to spin the wheel?

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

Also it’s really funny seeing people say ‘I’ll punch a bee I don’t give a fuck’ or reblog things saying it when they don’t actually know where it came from like do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour gus sorola

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

What the fuck I love this

Never not reblog the kid

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

🎄Merry Thiccmas Y’all🍑🎄

life is like a giant mushroom 

Explain

I like how you can just tell tumblr that

slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

He nyooms

I shouldn;t be laughing this hard

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN.

#the only acceptable early christmas post