The shining water and the size of the world

I’ve had menus that downloaded to my phone as a pdf. I cannot describe how badly I do not want that

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

the answers keep getting worse better

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

honey no

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear. ELF (2003) dir. Jon Favreau

Keanu Reeves for Esquire (2021, ph. Nathaniel Goldberg)

this wig reveal is iconic

EAT IT MOTHER

Life’s a box of chocolates

(via)

SEX EDUCATION SEASON 3

ah, the extended edition

Never pass the chance to reblog this.

fuck it, colorful home libraries

Sound On Please

Losing my mind going to throw up with pure lvoe and pleasure and rage

thought youd go nuts

musical doggos tryin so very hard

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged