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Saltier than an undersea pickle♡

@saltygreenbean

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jaskdraws

Commissions are Open!

Commissions are first come first serve! Three spots are open, one is currently taken. All the information you need can be found in this post, or the above images, but feel free to message me with any questions, or send an ask.

Click the images to make them bigger!

You can find more examples of my art here on this blog, or by clicking this link to see my tagged art from my personal blog.

If you are interested in commissioning me, please send me an email at eighthofinfinity@yahoo.com, DM me on Twitter @jaskpflynn, or shoot me a message here on Tumblr.

For a more detailed look at rates, please read after the cut.

Hey guys!!! My best firendo is taking commissions again!!!

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I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

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The text reads,

“YOU WERE FRANTIC AND FOOLISH, YOU KEPT NO TRACK OF TIME, YOU RAN YOUR DELICATE BODY INTO ITS NATURAL END, YOU BURNED ALL YOUR CANDLES TO STUMPS, YOU ARE TIRED AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAY DOWN, YOU HAVE EARNED THIS REPERCUSSION, THIS REWARD, THIS RECKONING, YOU FINALLY  NEED TO KNOW

HOW TO DECAY GRACEFULLY

LIE STILL (x13) ”

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zamasu
Isn’t there a more humane way to hinder over population here in hell? Well I think yes! So that’s what this project aims to achieve. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!
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No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead

today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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Bad Luck

Angel Dust: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Vaggie: Angel, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

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