me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo seriously 😂😂😂

Go to sleep, little kitty~

Im on the verge of crying

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

me in third grade handing in my essay on “my summer vacation” after using WordArt™️ to make the title rainbow text

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

(source)

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.