This is your personal guardian dog.

He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”

He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!

Potheads who celebrate 4/20 is like an unemployed looking forward to the weekend.

Despite many cities in The Elder Scrolls games having very expansive sewers, I have yet to see a single toilet in all of Tamriel.

🌿Happy 4/20 I'm calling the police on every single last one of you🍀

look at these small lions having a good time

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LOOK OUT FOR JAM TART!!!

How the Crystal Gems respond to distress:

Amethyst pulls her hair;

Pearl’s hands go to her face;

And Garnet shows emotion;

These are fucking great

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omfg I love this

Do you ever just stare at a character and want to reach out and stroke their face and say

you have such a beautiful character design

Uh, I’m not so sure about season 2 now…

[mayor dewey van voice] mayor dewey mayor dewey

Trying to slide into your bae’s DMs like