[Legend of Zelda] So…..about their canon heights.

Thanks to @cy-the-angst-maker​ who enlightened me about the Links’ canon heights according to Nintendo….and ohmigod, they are all shorter than I could have comprehend. Especially Twilight’s canon height… 

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Btw I am around Time/Sky’s height. These boys are smaller than I expected.

As much as I find these hilarious, I’ll stick to the general fandom headcanon that Twilight is one of the taller Links. Especially in comparison to Wild lol. 

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So my latest obsession is apparently the official twitter for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is about half recall announcements for various shitty amazon products and half…..memes? pseudo-memes?? works of surrealist art??? what do i even call these

Whoever made these is either a random middle-aged government worker who’s spent enough time with Young Internet People to be at least 60% sure what a meme is or a Gen Z artistic genius and i can’t decide which

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

when you forget to clean and your mom is 5 mins away 

this is art

it also helps to become a fucking shojo cowboy

Now go, let the legend come back to life!

Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun. I’m not even mad

what is this, a vending machine for ants?

ants need to stay hydrated too

Don’t drink from me or my son ever again. 

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