The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.

I can make a rollercoaster that kills people too.

and I dont have my phd

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

This is the best one I’ve ever seen.

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people

*straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey

LOL Mini Spooners

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

because the world ended in 2012 and we’re all just living in a nightmare now

I almost didn’t click on this because I assumed it would be rude and slut-shamey (like every other freaking anaconda parody) but this is amazing and made me smile so hard. x3

<3

Decide beforehand if you want to throw a costume party or one that won’t be a huge burden on guests that they’ll dread for weeks.

Voices From Beyond Some call it a spirit board. Some call it a talking board. It is used to commune with something from another place… Like what you read? Visit Nerd Rage for more! New comics every Friday! And don’t forget to like Nerd Rage on Facebook and follow me on Twitter.

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God: Hey Jews.

Jews: Hey.

God: So listen, guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.

Jews: What? God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing. Jews: We don’t follow.

God: Okay, work with me here, guys....

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

I FINALLY FOUND THE POST