Not A Turtle, A Turtle +W

I wonder if fish take a deep breath before jumping out of the water.

[image transcription: “No veo hombres sino mujeres” which translates to “I don’t see men, but women”]

Most of the sky is underneath you

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

Ah the hetero logic

Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies

This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot 

I am so happy that they are happy

“I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM”

this is… acceptable

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THIS IS THE FUTURE I’M SO EMOTIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

Why hasn’t this existed for years???

Conjugation memorisation is easier to test, so that’s what schools do. It’s not about actually teaching for them, it’s about testing childrens’ aptitudes as much as possible.

The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

This video gave me life

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

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She’s a stripurrr

My senior quote